Watch chaos ensue after Topgolf ball dispenser malfunctions

The driving range can be a hazardous venue, and not just for the poor bastard picking balls. Choppers’ wayward swings can take out fellow players, lateral shots send shrieks down the line, double-tiered platforms sending those without balance over the edge. Add a new peril to the list: malfunctioning ball dispensers.

A patron at a Topgolf location shared the following video on Reddit after a machine went haywire, raining rocks throughout the hitting bays:

Credit the band for playing on. Real shades of the orchestra on the Titanic.

Luckily no one was seriously injured. That said, might want to trade in your visor for a helmet the next time you visit the range.

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